What car can you buy if you work for the Russian GRU?

Molfar analysts received information about employees of the Russian GRU from their network of informants in the Russian Federation and recently released their private data. In the leak are are names, dates of birth, passport data, home addresses and cars regisered to the individuals.

With the help of this data we can build a profile of the average spy working for Russia's notorious foreign intelligence directorate accused of meddling in the US election process and responsible for preparing and conducintg illegal armed invasions of countries, most recently Ukraine.

The leak identifies 900 GRU officers from different regions and walks of life and provides a snapshot of the people working for the GRU. To profile our average GRU agent, we'll look at:

  • Name
  • Age
  • Car owned
  • Lkely salary (based on most popular car)

What is your name, Как вас зовут?

If you work in the GRU, your first name is likely Kuznetsov and your last name, Alexandrovich. In the table below are the top three names in the GRU. Pick one that suits you and you'll be sure to raise no suspicion!

Rank First Name Last Name
1 Alexandrovich Kuznetsov
2 Vladimirovich Smirnov
3 Sergeevich Marchenko

How old are you, Сколько тебе лет?

The average age in the GRU is 38 and, as a GRU officer, you're likely between 30-50 years old.

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One of the perks of working as an intelligence officer in Russia is that you retire early, usually before 50.

Shockingly there are two instances of minors working for the GRU.

Sofya and Ivan were born in 2009 and are 15. Unfortunately, we don't know much more about them.

  • Davydovskaya Sofya, 05-01 2009
  • Soldatov Ivan Alekseevich, 18-03-2009

What is your "bond" car?

While James Bond loves his Aston Martin, our GRU officers prefer KIA, Toyota, and Nissan. There were no luxury cars among the 44 car brands identified in the data leak.

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KIA is the most popular brand and the most common car is a seven year old KIA Rio 2017.

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If KIA isn't your style, then, the following models from the top three brands could be more to your liking:

ID Car Year
12 KIA RIO 2016
13 KIA RIO 2017
27 NISSAN MAXIM 1996
31 NISSAN QASHQAI 2011
43 TOYOTA AVENSIS 2008
45 TOYOTA CAMRY 2002
49 TOYOTA CAMRY 2011
52 TOYOTA CAMRY 2016
57 TOYOTA COROLLA 2008
61 TOYOTA HIGHLANDER 2014
70 TOYOTA PRIUS HYBRID 2008

Where do you work?

Military Unit 40273 is the most frequent military unit in the data leak, however, the leak is patchy so it's hard to generalise where GRU officers work. I've listed the names of GRU officers and the unit they belong to.

Name Unit
Marchenko Andrey Yuryevich Institute of Russian Computational Mathematics Academy of Sciences
Dutov Sergey Yuryevich AK Bank Bin
Zhiganova Svetlana Igorevna AKB EUROMET
Verkholin Anton Borisovich ANBO "Ekilibr - Solidarity"
Kozlov Stanislav Vladimirovich Administration of the President of the Russian Federation
Kuzmina Marina Anatolyevna All-Russian Correspondence Financial and Economic Institute
Stupakova Anna Sergeevna CPAL of Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation
Soboleva Ekaterina Evgenievna Children's City Polyclinic No. 76, Moscow
Ilyinykh Konstantin Sergeevich Combined Arms Academy of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation
Dorofeeva Elena Yuryevna Department of Culture of the Bogorodsk Urban District Administration. District House of Culture.
Kruglov Sergey Valerievich European group "Evro"
Kutko Olga Valerievna Federal Research Center "Institute of Molecular Biology and Biophysics" of the Russian Academy of Sciences
Zaikina Tatyana Valerievna Federal State Institution of Small Cossack Regiment of the Military Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation
Grosul Maxim Valerievich Federal State Unitary Enterprise "Rosoboronexport"
Stupakova Olga Sergeevna GTP Mosokhlebtrans
Bykova Anna Andreevna Housing and Facilities Maintenance Complex at Military Unit No. 22177
Moskalenko Alexandra Yuryevna IP
Borodin Leonid Olegovich Internal Affairs Directorate of the Northern Administrative District of Moscow
Govorkov Denis Mikhailovich JSC Moscow-McDonald's
Makeeva Irina Valerievna Joint Stock Company Trading Center DA
Bredikhina Marina Mikhailovna Joint-Stock Company "Agency for Mortgage Housing Lending"
Filippov Mikhail Yuryevich KB Aresbank
Fedorova Marina Aleksandrovna Kindergarten No. 151
Mukovos Victoria Egorovna LDC of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation in peacetime
Klimkovich Oleg Igorevich LLC "Baroko"
Chulkova Natalya Sergeevna LLC Arbat and Ko
Ulyanova Elena Viktorovna LLC Avelini
Stepanova Natalya Valerievna LLC Cepter internacional
Chekashkina Margarita Vitalievna LLC Flora Land
Chernyshev Alexey Vladimirovich LLC Formtreid
Yasyrkina Ksenia Alexandrovna LLC Fugu
Chernysheva Julia Vladimirovna LLC Group RENAISSANCE Insurance
Ryabichev Alexey Alekseevich LLC NPK Novator
Spizharnyi Alexey Dmitrievich LLC Sestrina Kalita
Fedoseev Alexey Konstantinovich LLC Simens
Soldatova Valentina Nikolaevna LLC Vincroft
Havronina Olga Viktorovna LLC Olimpsitistroi
Vasilenko Olga Sergeevna Limited Liability Company "Biznestechnoprim"
Varakin Ivan Yuryevich Limited Liability Company "Imperial"
Rostetskaya Olga Igorevna Limited Liability Company "Kotex-Torg"
Zvezdochkina Galina Vladimirovna Limited Liability Company "Resurs-2000"
Melenevskaya Julia Vladimirovna Limited Liability Company "Spin"
Borscheva Olga Egorovna Limited Liability Company "Svyaztekhnoinform"
Manyukhin Alexey Alexandrovich Limited Liability Company "Vim-Avia" Airline
Nevelaeva Alina Olegovna Limited Liability Company Alten
Sokolov Pavel Andreevich Limited Liability Company Ergonomik computer
Maslov Vladimir Sergeevich Limited Liability Company OSTL
Averin Valery Vladimirovich Limited Liability Company Orgmarket
Makarova Yanina Vyacheslavovna Limited Liability Company Scientific Production Association Antaris-TP
Tolstobrov Andrey Vladimirovich MSOO Rus Edinaja
Kondrashtina Ekaterina Viktorovna Military Academy
Uprugov Vladimir Alexandrovich Military Academy
Karasev Roman Sergeevich Military unit 11135
Batov Dmitry Alexandrovich Military unit 30202
Linkko Tatyana Sergeevna Military unit 40273
Khikheev Alexey Alexandrovich Military unit 40273